Garbage Plush: Curated for Filth




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See that up there - the tiny page that appears to be some kind of list? That's a table of contents, which is pretty much proof this is a real book. One of those tiny images is a map - proof Stuffit is a real place. There's also sports, religion, ice cream and a niche dating site called Tuft Love. You can't just make this shit up. But I can ... which is why you should buy the book.

Welcome to Stuffit
Population: They're all dicks. And not the good kind.
Be transported into the quixotic lives of garbage plush I call the biggerCritters. They aren't your kids' stuffed animals. Unless your kids are stupid, lazy bigots. Over the years, tens of people have fallen in love with the biggerCritters, the garbage plush residents of a little-known hamlet in Angst County. The biggerChronicles is a peek into their history, politics, race relations, religion and daily lives. They put the puff in “Pfft, what dicks!”