1. These degenerates are
of a kind. Even
their names are all unique.
Some might say too unique. But not you. You love them.
2. biggerKrissy guarantees
each one to be even plushier,
cuddlier and cuter in person. Unlike biggerKrissy, who is much saltier in person. Nope, even saltier than that.
3. Each is handmade by biggerKrissy. Otherwise you'd be at biggerLotsOfPeopleMakeThese.
4. You can have one custom made. Email to get started today!
5. Need to put the manifesto somewhere. Maybe it'll go on the front page of the inside critter pages. Might be nice here.
6. Can do another one of these sections about the kickstarter and the chronicles. Need to keep in mind that they are
two different things. I tend to lump them together in my head. but kickstarter is over.
7. There is, arguably, too much text on this page already. On kickstarter section, can use the big - shrunken version - of the square ad. On account of I didn't use it in the kickstarter, get mileage now. Or pitch change at me.